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“A Top Men show is perhaps the most exciting audio-visual feast that can delight and titillate your senses. The Top Men are gentlemen of the finest calibre and the same can be said of their musicianship. Being a musician myself I can attest to how their music is that great mix of complexity and simplicity. It’s rhythmically and harmonically interesting and yet accessible and undeniably danceable. In other words, it’s groovy as f***. Don’t miss their next show, and not just because I will probably be there as a time-travelling cowboy, although I understand that’s a considerable draw. Do it because the Top Men are stepping up pure live entertainment in an awesome way, and you deserve to check it out.”

Patrick Courtin, Official Stagehand, Actor, Glowstick Distributor, and Friend